Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Ronald McDonald Dead at 69

July 4th, 2009

In a shocking press release issued today from the Ronald McDonald Hospital in San Diego, California, Stated that Rondald McDonald has passed away.

He was pronounced dead at 11:07 a.m. McMountain time. Dr. B. Mac told reporters, “I’ve honestly never seen arteries clogged this badly before. I don’t know how he lived this long.”

(VIA)

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