Showing posts with label Energy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Energy. Show all posts

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Tiger Blood Winning Energy Drink

Tiger Blood Energy Drink is made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that's not from this particular terrestrial realm. Tiger Blood allows you to use household items, you're welcome to take more drugs than anyone can survive. Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart and feel like you have Adonis DNA. When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you'll realize dying's for fools and that can't is the cancer of happen. Be ready to party with the Goddesses all night long. Bring it. Period. The end.

Note: This product does not do any of the above, and we don't know what banging 7 gram rocks means. It is, however, a delicious fruit punch flavored energy shot packing 80mg of caffeine. WINNING.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

ExtenZe - Energy Drink





That special area of mine is now the size and girth of the can after drinking just ONE. No joke.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Jaguar - A Russian Energy Drink


Man, all the energy drinks I've had just gave me caffeine shakes. I want to become a Jaguar! :D